As I was walking in a park near my house, I saw a car with a most deliciously heretical adornment of bumper stickers. They included:

--The Darwin fish
--"I'm pro-choice and I vote"
--"Come the rapture, we'll have the whole Earth to ourselves"
--"You can't kill for peace" (and several others along those lines).

I must know who the owner of this vehicle is. Opinions such as this are virtually unheard-of in my area of Georgia. Perhaps I'm not the only infidel around here. Or, at least, the only non-Christian around here. (I suppose atheists are too much to hope for...)