LOL, that last part was hilarious. I thought he was literally going to pull out his penis, then once another hammer came out of his fly I just laughed.

The moral of the story: you never know who's been wearing that shoe before you OR never have sex in a bowling alley.

wow... that was great. even better than the PMS vid on you tube...

Hannah 'twas the one who found it. I mean, if you didn't already know that.

I didn't. but it's great. I was really expecting him to actually pull out the real thing, but then he didn't. but that's okay, 'cause he's old, so it'd be creepy if he had...

I was expecting it, too.
I wonder if he's got a thing for hammers.