16 November 2006 @ 02:26 pm
Hey, kids, the HOMOSEXUAL MAFIA's out to murder you and repeatedly sodomize your corpse!  
http://mediamatters.org/items/200611140008

MICHAEL SAVAGE: And I want to tell you something, and I'm going to say it to you loud and clear. The radical homosexual agenda will not stop until religion is outlawed in this country. Make no mistake about it. They're all not nice decorators. You better get it through your head before it's too late. They threaten your very survival. They went after the Catholic Church. The Catholic Church is now caving into the homosexual mafia. They will not stop until they force their agenda down your throats. Gay marriage is just the tip of the iceberg. They want full and total subjugation of this society to their agenda. Now, if you want that and if you don't think it's a threat -- believe me, that is what's going to occur in this country.


Funny, I never seemed to realize that gays and lesbians wanted to destroy all religion, force everyone into gay marriage, and murder us. I also never realized that they were a branch of the Mafia. And all this time, I thought that they just wanted to have the same rights and recognitions as married heterosexual people! You learn new things every day, isn't that right, flist?

Newsflash: "Gay" and "lesbian" are NOT synonyms for:
--Murderer --Baby-rapist --God-hater --Child molester --Bigot --Religion-hater
--Uncontrollable monster --AIDS carrier --Dog-fucker --Puppy-kicker
Etc., etc., etc.
However shocking that may be.

There is. NO. "Radical homosexual agenda". This is the ridiculous and hateful invention of a small group of bigots with far too much political influence for their own good. I challenge any moron who believes that there's a "radical homosexual agenda" (not that there's any of them reading this) to provide actual proof of said agenda. I haven't heard of a mass movement wherein gays and lesbians are clamoring for rights to murder children and ban religion. However, I do hear all the time of a rather large movement for denying recognition to gays and lesbians. It also seems to be that gays are the ones getting murdered in hate crimes, not the other way 'round.

People like this enjoy screeching, "I'm being persecuted! Make the evil gays go away!" The reason that they're so insistent upon this is because they want to mask their own agenda. They want to force their religious rules on everyone else. Apparently, since they "can't" (or shouldn't be able to) limit people's civil abilities based on sexual orientation, they're the ones who are being limited and persecuted.

/rant
 
 
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...[info]offwithhead on November 16th, 2006 07:47 pm (UTC)
That is just another outstanding yet fathomable case of right-wing paranoia driven to another extent. Homosexual mafia? You could call it caricature-esque however, they're just so vehemently opposed to the idea of liberation in any form that they might damn it so publicly in order for the public to go conservative and thus, have more of a chance to get taxes lowered once again.

Well ... that's my humble opinion
Karen[info]kij66 on November 16th, 2006 08:36 pm (UTC)
beautiful mind
I know you don't hold out much hope for making a difference there in the Bible Belt, but the fact that you can even THINK this way in that enviroment gives me hope for the future :-)
Fledgling Orgiophant[info]parazel on November 17th, 2006 10:21 pm (UTC)
Re: beautiful mind
Aw, thanks.

I don't think I'll be making much of a difference out here, either. But I can try, and I will.
fourstrifes[info]fourstrifes on November 16th, 2006 09:16 pm (UTC)
http://triggur.livejournal.com/212539.html

Another interpretation of the same article.
A tree in the forest[info]bhavanibbana on November 16th, 2006 10:31 pm (UTC)
Someone should make Savage an offer he can't refuse.
aurelias_roses[info]aurelias_roses on November 17th, 2006 01:23 am (UTC)
...is it bad that I started laughing? I mean...I know he's serious and it's sort of...well, pretty terrible, but I can't help but want to just laugh at him. Sort of the same way you might laugh at a five year old before running away at full speed because tantrums really aren't funny for very long.
A[info]descartes_rock on November 17th, 2006 03:32 pm (UTC)
It makes me laugh too. I felt the same way you did -- I shouldn't be laughing at something that is hateful and intended to generate animosity towards a certain group. That would be like laughing at the nazis or something.

But I actually think laughter is a totally appropriate response. Laughing is just our way of completely discrediting this point of view. Maybe if everyone laughed at Hitler we never would have had the holocaust. So I'm going to continue laughing.

Fledgling Orgiophant: Dark[info]parazel on November 17th, 2006 10:23 pm (UTC)
It would be funny to me, except that I live in a place where the underlying attitude is almost like this. When it looks like the majority of people might actually believe something like this, it suddenly stops being funny, and starts being scary.
aurelias_roses[info]aurelias_roses on November 17th, 2006 10:36 pm (UTC)
I know what you mean, I'm just rather glad that I don't have to see it that way.
Fledgling Orgiophant[info]parazel on November 17th, 2006 11:26 pm (UTC)
Lucky you. :\
A[info]descartes_rock on November 17th, 2006 03:33 pm (UTC)
You obviously have never heard of the secret gay handshake?
Fledgling Orgiophant[info]parazel on November 17th, 2006 10:24 pm (UTC)
No. I wanna be in on this! I'll even go lesbian for it, I'm that curious.
A[info]descartes_rock on November 17th, 2006 10:31 pm (UTC)
You have to pledge allegiance to the homosexual conspiracy. They make you kill a small animal and burn a bible to prove that your made of the right stuff.
Fledgling Orgiophant[info]parazel on November 17th, 2006 11:24 pm (UTC)
Oooh. Can I kill an infant in place of a small, fuzzy animal? I think it would show a great amount of dedication to the cause of murdering everyone in sight.

And I can't wait to burn that Bible! Might want to burn some Christians along with it, too, because as a potential member of the Homosexual Mafia, that gets two jobs done: banning religion and killing people.


Ugh.
A[info]descartes_rock on November 17th, 2006 10:32 pm (UTC)
correction: you're
Susannah Clark[info]susannahclark on November 17th, 2006 08:06 pm (UTC)
Let me try to get my head round this guy... he's presumably a conservative christian - you know - one of those people who backed Bush and his war administration...

but...

it's not bombing muslims that's bad, it's not war that threatens our survival... not even those pesky terrorists...

it's "gays" who threaten the survival of us all...

This Mr Savage guy is weird...
Fledgling Orgiophant[info]parazel on November 17th, 2006 10:25 pm (UTC)
*nods*

You better watch out, though. The Homosexual Mafia's coming after you next... *creepy finger wave* And I heard that they even have PAINT IN RAINBOW COLORS... *shock, gasp.*
[info]alterum on November 17th, 2006 11:28 pm (UTC)
Actually, Savage doesn't like the Bush administration at all, and he's not Christian, he's Jewish (but not particularly religious). And last I heard, he wasn't voting Republican.

Take what he says with a grain of salt. He's often incendiary and he usually goes ape a few times during his show.
Susannah Clark[info]susannahclark on November 18th, 2006 09:14 am (UTC)
Ah well, that's show business...

hi Alterum, nice to hear from you!
[info]alterum on November 20th, 2006 12:29 am (UTC)
Howdy! You're always welcome at my door -- especially when the homosexual zombie Nazis start their worldwide take-over. I've got lots of guns and ammunition :-) Just promise to burn by corpse if I die...
[info]alterum on November 17th, 2006 11:26 pm (UTC)
Hey, kids, the HOMOSEXUAL MAFIA's out to murder you and repeatedly sodomize your corpse!

I knew it all along!!! We're all gonna die!!!

*Runs away screaming
Fledgling Orgiophant[info]parazel on November 17th, 2006 11:30 pm (UTC)
You'd better, because I'm going to join it. I'd go lesbian just for a shot at destroying the fabric of civilization!

*shakes head*